how sexy do you even have to be, to be too sexy for your shirt
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art hoe things
- not doing art for like a month bc ur not inspired
- always running out of paper & paint????? is this just me ?? ?
- ‘’what the fuck’’
- spending all ur money on art supplies and then crying
- ‘’this is IT im done with art art SUCKS’’
- i’m not really done w/ it. im trapped & i hate it
- staying up til like 4 am bc ur not finished yet
- finally finishing & then throwing it away/deleting it bc it wasnt as good as u thought it would be
- looking at ur old art & cringing
- i’m an artist
[TW: SELF HARM]
People don’t wanna be compared to the teenage girl; the teenage girl is hated, teenage girls hate themselves. If you listen to a certain kind of music, or if you express your emotions in a certain kind of way, if you self harm, you write diaries, all those kind of activities are sort of laughed at and ridiculed because they’re associated with being a teenage girl. Even just things like being cripplingly self conscious or overly concerned with our appearance, that’s considered like a teenage girl thing and therefore its ridiculous, it’s stupid, it’s not relevant or legitimate, and you know, what we needed at that age was legitimisation and respect and support but all we got was dismissal and “oh you’re such a teenage girl.”
i’m sure someone has said it already but have you noticed the “comfy girl” romanticization
doesn’t extend to fat people?
a thin girl wearing sweats and a messy bun and old t-shirts or jerseys and slippers and etc. is cute and so loveable and sexy and girl next door like
but a fat girl in the same exact outfit is sloppy and lazy and unattractive and must mean she doesn’t care about her appearance and doesn’t take care of herself
The further you are from the thin/cis/white/etc. definition of “beauty”, the more intensely you are expected to perform femininity as a way to “make up for” your failure to be perfect.
What a perfectly succinct way to put it.
Somebody said it.
Today’s aesthetic: smutty 1960s sci-fi art where the artist is clearly trying to draw a sexy robot, but we collectively hadn’t figured out how to make robots sexy yet, so it’s basically just C-3PO with a dong.
> implying that C-3PO isn’t sexy
The question isn’t whether C-3PO is sexy; the question is whether C-3PO’s sexiness is in any way enhanced by giving him a big, shiny roboschlong.
thepraxianweasleygeek asked:
Ooh - other au thing! I know there's a Strange Magic art school au, but what about a transformers one? Also, sickeningly domestic suburban au. I love those.
artemis-crimson answered:
art school:
1. Wheeljack’s sculptures explode. Even the clay ones. Don’t take his class
2. Arcee works with glass and she has always made lovely light catching things but after the Incident with Cliffjumer and Airachnid her art has lost it’s soft sea glass shapes and is more like splinters or knives but it is just as beautiful, if not more so
3. You will not survive Ratchet’s wrath if you do not clean up your mess and take supplies
4. Starscream is a brilliant painter who does mostly landscapes and is a very grumpy man who seems three times older then he probably is
5. Rodimus is a talented student and when he isn’t doing self portraits, they are very good it’s just most people would get sick of your own face for the millionth time. Also he should stop with those creepy symbols.
sickeningly domestic suburban au:
1. Nautica is the crazy cat lady mechanic who will happily let you pet any of them
2. Arcee & Starscream are two happily married veterans and Arcee gardens now while Starscream cooks
3. Tailgate and Cyclonus run a cafe and well the food is amazing it is worth passing by just to see the nearly 7ft buff guy in a frilly purple apron arguing with the 5ft white and blue puff ball with sparkly star stickers on his wheelchair about where he can keep his swords (it’s a KNIFE drawer damn it)
4.Ultra Magnus and Rodimus run a youth centre, most people don’t know that Rodimus is technically the one who owns it as he bought the place. They think he is one of the visitors
5. Rung is a really really old guy that lives in the small neat house at the end of the street, he will always give advice, a shoulder to cry on and someone to talk to for everyone who needs it.
CAN WE EXPAND BOTH AUS PLEASE OMG IM IN LOVE
also dear god art school!starscream is perfection
seriously, fuck the false dichotomy between Science and The Arts. like capital-S Science isn’t an art that requires creativity, perseverance, patience, and skilled observation. like The Arts don’t require rigor, discipline, practice, and attention to detail. like both aren’t cultural structures that stand on foundations of sexist, racist, capitalist hierarchy. like they both can’t be used for purposes of enrichment and revolution. i am so fucking over this idea of presenting science and art as opposites, when they have so much more in common than people think.
you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself
i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized
this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.
at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night
every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis
this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body
one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her
today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed
at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes
A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned.
a pretty girl once told me that she thought samantha was a pretty name and ive been going by my full name instead of a nickname ever since. even after sixteen years of going by ‘sam’ she changed my opinion in six seconds of conversation
i was on a super crowded train and this pretty girl with a badass nose piercing just started to make small talk with me. i forgot how to speak and just stood there giving really crap responses, but she kept trying to talk to me nonetheless and my responses just got worse.
oh and I nearly fell over onto her. twice.
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I totally love this
A dose of ‘surreal’ for your Apocalypse.
Each one of these is worth a good ponder!